So allow me illustrate the scene for you:

My husband and I are at my parents for a relaxing visit with our 1 month old son who is about 10 minutes away from letting us know he is starving when our loyal neighbor’s Tami and Dave call my husband.  His face goes from “oh! Hey Dave and Tami! yayyy” to “what did you just say?”

Needless to say they called to inform us that during a small thunderstorm half of a one hundred year old tree that happened to be located in our backyard managed to fall directly onto our a/c unit.  Oh it also happened to damage our deck, gutter, skylights, and take out our privacy fence. 

Now we are stuck in a house that was built in 1860 - that has windows that don’t open - in 95 deg heat with no ac, two sweaty dogs, and one angry baby.

-C